If benchwarmer is your middle name, this Igloo Wood Storage Bench and Beverage Cooler should be your game. I mean what could be better for a beer-loving, red-blooded sports fan than a classic wooden cooler that not only hold an insane amount of beverages, but also doubles up as a seat for when you’re forced to go watch your kids practice soccer! Made in eucalyptus and plastic and certified by the Forest Stewardship Council, this party fav features an oil-treated natural frame with dual seats that lift up to reveal huge 46-qt. cooler compartments that can hold 75 Cans apart from the ice. With a chained drain plug built-in, you’re also never too pressed when cleaning the thing up and for a mere $499.99, this classic looking Igloo Wood Storage Bench and Beverage Cooler lets you chill out as literally as you possibly can.